The server attempted to load your issues but encountered a catastrophic failure.
The response payload exceeded the maximum allowable despair threshold.
Loading issues... 92% complete (stuck since 2020)
[ERROR] trauma.childhood:42 - Segmentation fault (core dumped)
[WARN] emotional_buffer.c:247 - Buffer overflow detected in feelings array
[FATAL] overthinking.js:247 - RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded
[ERROR] memory.c:1337 - malloc() failed: Cannot allocate 18446744073709551615 bytes for regret_array
[WARN] Process 'self-esteem.sh' (PID: 404) has stopped responding
[CRITICAL] happiness_module.js:1 - TypeError: Cannot read property 'joy' of null
[SUCCESS] compress: Successfully compressed feelings for Avi. (3TB → 0 bytes)
[INFO] gc: Attempting to free 47.2TB of repressed memories...
[PANIC] anxiety_handler.c:∞ - stack smashing detected: terminated
[WARN] bash: coping_mechanisms: command not found
[ABORT] chromium: process crashed (signal 11, SIGSEGV). Spawning therapist...